That's mister doctor professor patrick to you!

Where randomness dwells

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tarklovishki:

ankle-deep-in-seawater:

i-fell-in-love-with-donnie-darko:

goodbyecharmcity:

mortuus-lamia:

Amazing photos!

the past was fucked up

the present ain’t too much better

"Hey Harold, I made this cool vest, I think it’ll fit you!"

"Oh neat! *puts on vest* how’s it look?"

"That looks fantastic! Go stand by the hedges, I’ll take a picture!"

"Okay! wait, that’s not a camera, that’s a whAT THE FU—"

*BAM*

"Hey Harold. Hey, Harold? You okay, buddy?"

"ifckinhateyu"

"HEY JOHNNY, YOU OWE ME A FIVER"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"Just caSUALLY STICKING MY 2 YEAR OLD CHILD OUT OF A THIRD STOREY WINDOW BECAUSE IT NEEDS SUNLIGHT TO GROW."

What?”

"My child is a plant."

(via beckettbitches)

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oreo:

It started with milk soaked fingertips & a fork. Now Micheal Voltaggio, Roy Choi, and starrykitchen are going beyond the dunk to bring you the next wave of Oreo Snack Hacks.

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gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared./Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

(Source: thawn, via demyxdinosaur)